Fuck the Formalities.

Lets get right up-in-it shall we?

You’re reading this because 1. you know me 2. you’re a random passerby 3. you google’d me 4. you have a stage-3 ‘high-school’ crush on me and follow my every internet move, as soon as a Facebook update about me appears in your notifications, you’re all up in my profile reading shit you’ve already read two-dozen times 5. you almost forgot what number we were up to if it not for my efficient numbering system 6. you’re either thinking, “hehe, this is getting interesting” or “fuckin’ Barry, you narcissistic motherfucker!” 7. Motherfucker in its entirety is a real word 8. People have been writing their blogs since dial-up was first made available, what the fuck were you doing then? 9. you want to start your own one now don’t you, you bandwagon jumping son-of-a-bitch 10. respect to you if you already have one 11. double kudos if you update it on a regular 12. I’m making this shit up as I number them 13. back when I was at University, we all had to create blogs for our Cyber Communications Major 14. I used Live Journal 15. Live Journal sucks 16. and no, I am not afraid of Slander, Defamation or any other anti-ethical bible-belting clause you can throw at me 17. I didn’t really mean that… only partially meant that 18. can I get some suggestions for a picture to go along with the first post?… 19. yes, you over there with the Monkey-Magic cloud, what do you suggest I attach? 20. a picture of Toshiyuki Nishida next to a picture of what Toshiyuki Nishida would look like if he was Caucasian? 21. done.